Everything! (Except some things.)

Hopefully some are saying "they're"

Rolling back prices

Prof reading seems t be a lst art

Major markdown

Courtesy of Scott Kyles

BIG OTS

No unprejudiced people allowed

Sorry to bother you

Opening post of a customer service chat today. My first thought (but not my response): "If English is not your first language - thank you. If it is - sorry to take up your valuable time."

Record (player) breaking album?

I'm telling myself that it's just a coincidence that this is what Kathy's dad was listening to when his record player broke.

I've never pictured them looking like this

No volunteer stuff allowed

A friend indeed

Looks like a boring competition

Balls & Bullets

Double your chance of shooting a hole in one. In something.

That's one powerful knife

And they also sell shoes

Glad I waited

BFFs

MacLook

That's what jeans are for

1 low power hand dryer + 0 paper towels = 2 hands wiped on pants

Might as well hurry

While carrying a ladder back to the garage, I realized that there are times in life that you can't take things one step at a time.