Everything! (Except some things.)

Hopefully some are saying "they're"

Rolling back prices

Prof reading seems t be a lst art

Thorlsen

If ever needed, I think Carolina Panther Greg Olsen could easily step in and help Thor defend the universe.

Major markdown

Courtesy of Scott Kyles

BIG OTS

No unprejudiced people allowed

Sorry to bother you

Opening post of a customer service chat today. My first thought (but not my response): "If English is not your first language - thank you. If it is - sorry to take up your valuable time."

Record (player) breaking album?

I'm telling myself that it's just a coincidence that this is what Kathy's dad was listening to when his record player broke.

I've never pictured them looking like this

No volunteer stuff allowed

A friend indeed

Looks like a boring competition

Balls & Bullets

Double your chance of shooting a hole in one. In something.

That's one powerful knife

And they also sell shoes

Glad I waited

BFFs

MacLook

That's what jeans are for

1 low power hand dryer + 0 paper towels = 2 hands wiped on pants