Thorlsen

If ever needed, I think Carolina Panther Greg Olsen could easily step in and help Thor defend the universe.

BIG OTS

No unprejudiced people allowed

A friend indeed

Looks like a boring competition

BFFs

That's what jeans are for

1 low power hand dryer + 0 paper towels = 2 hands wiped on pants

Might as well hurry

While carrying a ladder back to the garage, I realized that there are times in life that you can't take things one step at a time.

Not hard to find

I'm thinking if you can "scan to find out where we are located today" you probably already know exactly where they are.

Or maybe they can be

Success!

Congratulations on your new funny baby!

Or maybe not